New Shows

Greetings.

I have just been notified by Kylie (and Kendra in the background over the phone) that she has recorded two more shows. I reassured her that I am trying to get them posted on this blog, but I am not as good with the technical stuff as perhaps a producer for a podcast should be. In fact, my brother Bentley, our technical producer, should really be the one who is doing this. But he said that it was so easy that even I could do it.
Wrong-o.
But I'm trying my best. I just ordered BLOGGING FOR DUMMIES. Or something like that... I don't remember the title. I'll have to look at my receipt. I assure you, I am doing my best to post the shows. It just may take me a while.
Sorry.

Hugz
HM

Welcome, single first-named people (or Introduction to Talk Show Kylie)

Greetings.

My name is Harmony Margaret Walker. HM for short. Harmony Margaret is my full first name. My full entire complete LONG name is Harmony Margaret Juniper Leeann Heloise Walker-Lowell.

You see why I prefer Harmony Margaret, right? I didn't learn my full name until I was five.

Anyways, I have a reason for making a blog. I am the producer for a webcast/podcast/whatevercast called Talk Show Kylie. It's a silly little show, each of them are ten to eleven minutes long and they star Kylie, an ugly bedraggled talk show host for the first three episodes. Then she's joined permanently (much to the dismay of Kylie herself) by her older, perpetually annoying, high-pitched sister Kendra. But Kylie is still the main player and she's constantly joined by weird (like seriously whacked out Arkham Asylum material weird) guests she meets randomly at places like The Hard Rock Café and Star Trek conventions.

Each show is based on different issues, be they serious or extremely ridiculous, such as clowns, the Bermuda Triangle, and fish. Kylie does her best to try and maintain order but these weird guests always make her nuts. Kendra is always trying to take over the show and Kylie is always kicking her out. But deep down I know Kylie loves her sister.

Nah... Who am I kidding? Even I can't stand her...

So, now that you know a little about the show, I will try to upload the podcast as soon as I can. But for now, we'll cope with just talking about the drama that is the life of Harmony Margaret Walker. (And trust me, there's a lot of it.)